Cat wif Alibi
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Cat wif Alibi

Alibi Cat, a grey cat in a burgundy hoodie, holding up a photo of himself asleep

He brought photographic proof from a completely different afternoon.

Perfectly Elsewhere

The corner-shop camera caught one burgundy hoodie, one open sardine tin, and no useful remorse. Asked where he was, Alibi Cat produced a photograph of himself asleep in the same hoodie. The timestamp was cropped. He called that privacy.

Alibi Cat in an interrogation room, holding his photo beside a table with an open sardine tin

Cat wif Alibi / apparently asleep

  • Pocket EvidenceOne bent receipt, two sardines, and somebody else's tiny key.
  • Resting DefenseEvery accusation receives the same half-lidded objection.
  • Reliable WitnessHis photograph confirms he can sleep near upholstery.

Cat wif Alibi

If asked, he was napping.